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article no. 12533
Being a part-time drug kingpin is hard work. You need to build up a distribution network and engage in underworld marketing. Of course, your reputation is of the utmost importance in this endeavour. It's not enough to pick a snazzy name like Nobel, Bunsen or Heisenberg, you need to be recognized by everyone else, as well. But if even your own wife doesn't know who you really are, then you've made a mistake.
You definitely won't be making a mistake with the I Am t he One Who Knocks Door Mat. The face of a ruthless kingpin and the sentence "I am the one who knocks" should tell all visitors that no mere chemistry teacher lives there. Because you are the danger! You are producing the purest crystal meth in the... well let's hope not, but you get the point ;). Potential petitioners who are not familiar with the TV series will at least be compelled to ring the bell. And if they’re able to say your name, everything should go smoothly.